Sunday, September 01, 2013
A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldnít help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his momís thoughts, his son volunteered, ďI know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates.Ē
About a week later, his roommate came to him saying,
ďEver since your mother came to dinner, Iíve been unable to find the silver plate. You donít suppose she took it, do you?Ē
He said ,ĒWell, I doubt it, but Iíll email her, just to be sure.Ē He sat down and wrote :
Iím not saying that you Ďdidí take the silver plate from my house, Iím not saying that you Ďdid notí take the silver plate But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, your son.
Several hours later, he received an email from his Mother which read:
Iím not saying that you Ďdoí sleep with your roommate, and Iím not saying that you Ďdo notí sleep with her.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow.