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Funny Bank Robbery, But Ewwwwwwww!! Adults Only!!


Saturday, August 31, 2013

This is from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2, 1999.

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the internal security system got underway immediately.

The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a bowl of vanilla pudding.

As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all the safes were opened.

They found not one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.

Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.

The newspaper headline read:

"IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING."

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BARBANNA 9/2/2013 8:30PM

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PCOH051610 9/2/2013 9:16AM

    Jules! Gross, but you still made me laugh!

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SHARJOPAUL 9/1/2013 1:57PM

    lol

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ARTJAC 9/1/2013 3:16AM

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_CYNDY55_ 9/1/2013 1:11AM

    😚ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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CHERIRIDDELL 8/31/2013 11:34PM

    Oh dear

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KAYDE53 8/31/2013 9:51PM

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MARGARITTM 8/31/2013 7:21PM

    EWWWWWWW

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BESCATS 8/31/2013 6:39PM

    Swallowed hard on this one. Ewwwww !!

Adults only, wouldn't want to explain this one to a kid. emoticon

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LAC936 8/31/2013 3:05PM

    Wow! I'm at a loss for words. Ewwwwww is as good as any.

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MARYANN2323 8/31/2013 2:09PM

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SUGARBABY60 8/31/2013 12:32PM

    Now this story is a little hard to swallow! emoticon
Facts mame, just the facts!

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TIME4COFFEE 8/31/2013 12:19PM

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SHERYLP461 8/31/2013 11:43AM

    emoticon yuck!

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PDSLIM 8/31/2013 11:32AM

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TEXASFILLY 8/31/2013 10:27AM

    emoticon Nothing like stupid criminals~! emoticon BB~

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JEANNETTE59 8/31/2013 10:21AM

  emoticon Didn't see it coming emoticon

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JEWELMAKER1 8/31/2013 10:14AM

    Gack!

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MILLISMA 8/31/2013 10:01AM

    emoticon I agree...ewwwwwwwwww!

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LEW0213 8/31/2013 9:56AM

    Ewwwwwwwwwww! Me too! emoticon

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LJOYCE55 8/31/2013 9:49AM

  So clever.

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PEEDLE 8/31/2013 9:36AM

    No way do I believe this really happened; someone's doing some leg-pulling!
Funny, though.

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WINE4GIRL 8/31/2013 9:34AM

    Ewwwwwwwwwww! Gross!

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IDLETYME 8/31/2013 9:29AM

    It really was EWWWW but it served them right - crime doesn't pay!!!! emoticon

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OLDERDANDRT 8/31/2013 8:46AM

    Ewwwww!! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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DESERTDREAMERS 8/31/2013 8:32AM

    Gross! *snicker* urgh

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JANET552 8/31/2013 7:52AM

    It made me laugh but it also made me say ewwww!

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RIDLEYRIDER 8/31/2013 7:34AM

  Gross, but funny!

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PAMBWS 8/31/2013 7:33AM

    EEwwwwwwwwwwww, but really funny!

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LODESTONE 8/31/2013 7:25AM

    I'll second Ewwwwwww!

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KATHRYNLP 8/31/2013 7:17AM

    Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!!! emoticon

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NEWMEISHERE 8/31/2013 6:01AM

    oooops!!! thanks for the laugh

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SPARKCHANTAL 8/31/2013 5:17AM

    jules!!!!

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