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My Famous Recipe For Vodka Christmas Cake

Wednesday, August 28, 2013


Once again this year I've had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe, so here goes. Made mine this morning!

1 cup sugar, 1 tsp baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp salt, 1 cup brown sugar, lemon juice, 4 large eggs, nuts, 1...bottle Vodka, 2 cups dried fruit.

Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality, then repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still okay. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the Vodka. Now sh!t the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the Vodka and wipe the counter with the cat.







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DEERLADY45 8/30/2013 5:32PM

    This is a good one! I prefer rum in my Christmas cake tho, same results HEE- HEE! Bonnie emoticon

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MARGARITTM 8/30/2013 11:53AM

    I'm in - sure does beat those cookie exchange parties huh?

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_CYNDY55_ 8/30/2013 12:07AM

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THINRONNA 8/29/2013 5:56AM

    Love it!

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ARTJAC 8/29/2013 2:34AM

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CHERIRIDDELL 8/29/2013 1:11AM

    Sounds yummy !LOL

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1BEACHWALKER 8/29/2013 12:32AM

    Me thinks someone had too much vodka while making the cake!!! emoticon Too funny!

You know, I had a piece of homemade rum cake a friend made (her husband thought she put a little too much rum in it) -it was sooooo good, plus had a swig or two of my husband's Hard Cider beer at their restaurant. I got tipsy and he had to steady me as we walked to the car! Very embarrassed! emoticon But, they all thought it was funny!


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KAYDE53 8/29/2013 12:00AM

    Love the pics!! Like my recipes illustrated!! emoticon

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DESERTDREAMERS 8/28/2013 7:08PM

    Always a funny "recipe"

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MILLISMA 8/28/2013 4:36PM

    Love it and at first I thought you were serious until I read the 1 bottle of Vodka!!!! emoticon

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MARYANN2323 8/28/2013 2:44PM

    Sounds just like my recipe!! LOL. emoticon

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SUGARBABY60 8/28/2013 2:16PM

    emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon ho ho ho.....merry Christmas!...hic!

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PDSLIM 8/28/2013 1:46PM

    Can't wait to try it.

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SPARKCHANTAL 8/28/2013 1:16PM

    when I saw your title, I was wondering what you were up to now.

and you didn't disappoint me.

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JEANNETTE59 8/28/2013 11:59AM

  emoticon with practice I will have perfected your recipe by Christmas. Practice makes perfect you know!

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OBIESMOM2 8/28/2013 11:40AM

    sounds like my kind of cooking!

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LEW0213 8/28/2013 10:10AM

    Vodka is my choice of drink but I'd be blazzoed after the first cup. Good one, Jules. Thanks.

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SHEPHERDMOM 8/28/2013 10:07AM

  I LOVE it! emoticon

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PYNETREE 8/28/2013 8:46AM

    Loved this recipe ! emoticon Definitely a Keeper!


Thanks for the Grin ! emoticon

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IDLETYME 8/28/2013 8:33AM

    emoticon Shanks for the reshipie! emoticon

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LODESTONE 8/28/2013 8:20AM

    Any good chef quality control tests the product! emoticon

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YMWONG22 8/28/2013 8:08AM

  Very suitable choice of pictures to go with the blog. emoticon
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PAMBWS 8/28/2013 7:53AM

    Love the pix that accompany the instructions.

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GARDENCHRIS 8/28/2013 7:39AM

    you are so bad.... here i thought a real recipe! LOLOLOL

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JEWELMAKER1 8/28/2013 7:30AM

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RIDLEYRIDER 8/28/2013 7:28AM

  Hmm....maybe I should start today.... emoticon

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SILVERWITCH59 8/28/2013 6:54AM

    LOL :)


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TEXASFILLY 8/28/2013 6:43AM

    *LMSAO* That's hilarious, Jules! Hahahahahaha~ Here's to a Merry Christmas! Cheers! *hugs* BB~ emoticon

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SIMLANNA 8/28/2013 6:35AM

    Hmm, do you think it would work with the bottle of rum someone gave me?
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