Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Children of all ages!
Welcome! Welcome! Welcome! We promise you will be entertained and amazed today!
In this ring, you will find today's hero taming that hunger lion....
Not to worry, not to worry...it takes practice folks! A new hero is provided fresh every morning!
In this ring, feast your eyes upon the never ending battle of wants vs. needs!
The results of our efforts will leave you in disbelief.
You would be wise to check out our freak show too, we have a special admission price today, it only costs a minute of your time! Just be sure to reassure the kiddies before bed tonight that these things aren't necessarily hiding beneath their beds!
AND NOW, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO....TONIGHT'S MAIN ATTRACTION!
I would like to direct your attention to find our gentle, unassuming Mobii sitting in the sunshine of the center ring, carefully orchestrating these events you have come to see.
Like the center ring, she has come full circle in the last year and a half that she has been with us. She has been up and down, tried new things, failed and succeeded. Much like our late, great, hunger taming hero, she starts each day anew.
My Good People, we hope you have enjoyed the show and your glimpse into Mobii's personal Cirque, be sure to stop by our gift shop on the way out and pick up a postcard or two for your friends and family!