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Thursday 8-22-2013 Assortment

Thursday, August 22, 2013

Mother: Timmy, why is your face so red?
Timmy: I ran down the street to stop a fight.
Mother: What a nice thing to do! Who was fighting?
Timmy: Jacob and I.
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What was the name of the avant-garde international art movement Yoko Ono helped found in the early 1960s?

Fluxus. Part Dada, part Bauhaus, part Zen, it was an innovative multimedia movement that advocated integrating life into art.
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Sitcom putdowns

Jessie: Do you realize we haven’t argued for 15 seconds?
Slater: It was 20. Shut up.
—Saved by the Bell

Rose: Can I ask a dumb question?
Dorothy: Better than anyone I know.
—The Golden Girls

Dave: Have you ever heard the expression, “It’s easier to catch flies with honey instead of vinegar”?

Bill: Have you ever heard the expression “Only a hillbilly sits around and tries to figure out the best way to catch flies”?
—NewsRadio
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For the Lost score, parts of the airplane were used as percussion instruments.
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