A man in a grocery store notices a woman with a
three-year-old girl in her cart.
As they pass the biscuit section, the little girl screams
The mother says, "Now Missy, we only have a few more
aisles to go - don't throw a fit, it won't be long".
In the lolly aisle, the little girl whinges for chocolate.
The mother says, "There, there Missy, don't cry. Two
more aisles, and we'll be done".
When they get to the checkout, the little girl howls
for some lollies.
The mother says, reassuringly, "Missy, we'll be done
in five minutes, and then you can go home and have a
bottle and a nice snooze".
In the parking lot, the man stops the woman to compliment
her. "I couldn't help noticing how patient you were with
little Missy", he says.
The mother sighs, "Oh no, my little girl's name is Francine,