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Clever definitions in email

Wednesday, August 07, 2013

1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds



2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do




3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage



4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with




5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate (I had to think about this one. . . but got it!)



6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who install kitchen counters



7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living



8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist



9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does



10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money





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RISINGBLUESTAR 9/6/2013 8:08PM

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BLUENOSE63 9/4/2013 9:34PM

  Love this blog! Great laugh.

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AUGUSTDRAGON 8/19/2013 8:30PM

    Reminds me of the old joke--"Where do you get Dragon Milk?" " From a cow with short legs." emoticon

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AWESOMECHELZ 8/18/2013 3:55PM

    Some were harder for me to get and some easy. Thanks! Interesting blog. Have a wonderful week!
Love, Chelsea emoticon

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SHIRAZSOLLY 8/13/2013 2:18AM

    Eeeewwww... I think I'll worry excessively and have bad dreams about my mom's upcoming eye surgery appointment now... eye dropper INDEED!

Does the 5 second rule apply with eyes?

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KIRSTENLYNN62 8/11/2013 12:22AM

    Thanks for the smile! emoticon

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KMACINLOVE 8/10/2013 6:05PM

    HAHA! Great! Keith emoticon

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STRONGDJ 8/9/2013 4:33PM

    My dear friend, Katy, how wonderful that you understand the healing power of laughter! Thanks for sharing and lightening my day.

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STEFIGURL 8/9/2013 10:43AM

    lolol...tooo cute...

love you!
stephi

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VLINDER2014 8/9/2013 10:12AM

    Very NICE .. I GOT IT !!! all of them thanks for the smile and giggle.. nice way to start FRIDAY !!

hugs girly ,
Dawn

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LIVINGFREE19 8/9/2013 12:36AM

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REFFIE1 8/8/2013 12:09AM

   
Those are cute! emoticon

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DIANE7786 8/7/2013 6:34PM

    emoticon These are funny. I had to think about "control" (con troll!) Thanks for sharing.

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BLUENOSE63 8/7/2013 5:48PM

  Thanks for the laughs.....good work on the "CONTROL" explanation!

Have a great one!

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REMEMBER_THIS 8/7/2013 3:50PM

    Too clever, too funny and too cute!

Thanks for the smiles!!

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EWL978 8/7/2013 3:37PM

    AAAAAAAAAaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhh
hhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, REALLY, these were cute!! Thanx for the laughs!!!!!!

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