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A Laugh, A Smile, and Be Positive

Monday, August 05, 2013

BARB: Hi! Wanda.
WANDA: Hi! Barb.
How'd you die?
BARB: I froze to death.
WANDA: How horrible!
BARB: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?
WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
BARB: So, what happened?
WANDA: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
BARB: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer -- we'd both still be alive.

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
FLEMIDG 8/24/2013 12:25AM

    Wonderful. Thanks for the laugh.

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    LOL emoticon

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BESCATS 8/5/2013 7:14PM

    Now, that was funny. Never expected that ending. emoticon

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    Love it! Thank you for helping me start my day with a smile!

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    That's a goodie! Thanks for sharing! emoticon

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    OMG! LOL!

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