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Joke of the Week

Friday, August 02, 2013

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer,
who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket, applied.

"Okay", the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?"

"11", he replied.

The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right.
What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"

"Today and tomorrow,"

The sheriff was again surprised that Gomer supplied a correct answer
that he had never thought of.
"Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"

Gomer looked surprised, thought really hard for a minute and finally
admitted, "I don't know."

"Why don't you work on that for a while?"

So Gomer wandered off to his mates who were waiting to hear
the results of the interview.

"It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working a
murder case!" he exclaimed.


Reminds me of Gomer Pyle played by Jim Neighbours. emoticon
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