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Joke of the Week


Friday, August 02, 2013

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer,
who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket, applied.

"Okay", the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?"

"11", he replied.

The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right.
What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"

"Today and tomorrow,"

The sheriff was again surprised that Gomer supplied a correct answer
that he had never thought of.
"Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"

Gomer looked surprised, thought really hard for a minute and finally
admitted, "I don't know."

"Why don't you work on that for a while?"

So Gomer wandered off to his mates who were waiting to hear
the results of the interview.

"It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working a
murder case!" he exclaimed.


Reminds me of Gomer Pyle played by Jim Neighbours. emoticon
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KANOE10 8/4/2013 6:19PM

    Funny.. I used to like Gomer Pyle.

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    emoticon Yes, Gomer Pyle was like that! emoticon

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    Love it! Thanks for the chuckle, Anna!
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    LOL

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  this is really cute and funny, thanks

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    funny!

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    LOL!!!!!!

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    cute

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    Such a great read! Thanks!

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