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Lying Funny!

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! And please pack my new blue silk pajamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she does exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish. He says, "Yes! Lots of Walleye, some Blue gill, and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"

The wife replies; "I did, they were in your tackle box."

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
FATHINSN 8/13/2013 9:20PM

    Hehe, smart wife!

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PLATINUM755 7/31/2013 4:55PM


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    Guess the wife knew her husband a little too well?

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GOSPELCLOWN 7/31/2013 10:23AM

    Women's intuition?

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AWESOMECHELZ 7/31/2013 8:38AM

    Oh my gosh! Isn't she smart!!! emoticon emoticon emoticon
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SHERIO5 7/31/2013 7:56AM


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PATTIE441 7/31/2013 7:53AM

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FERRETLOVER1 7/31/2013 6:42AM


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MARYJOANNA 7/31/2013 5:30AM

  Fishing, eh?

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TWEETYKC00 7/31/2013 5:28AM

    never mess with a woman!

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MRSKTEAFF 7/31/2013 12:23AM

    How funny!!!

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DJ4HEALTH 7/31/2013 12:16AM

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ALICIA214 7/31/2013 12:11AM


Love it .. Thanks for sharing,, emoticon

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