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Undeniable Adult Truths

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu-Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection, again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1 .7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
CECE0330 7/31/2013 10:31AM

    I've ALWAYS thought that about #8 but that it was too morbid to admit to. emoticon

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PDSLIM 7/31/2013 9:32AM

    love #24

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UWPALUM 7/31/2013 7:58AM

    I'm a little concerned about how many of this really seem true for me...:) Good laugh in the morning!

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CAROLCRC 7/31/2013 7:54AM

    Love it!!!!

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CMCGRUN 7/31/2013 6:43AM

    I saw your blog in the list scrolling on the indygirl discussion forum and I'm glad i read it. Ha ha ha, too funny!!!! I sure needed a giggle today :) thanks!!

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EDDYMEESE 7/31/2013 1:57AM


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PHYLISSCR 7/31/2013 1:32AM

    emoticon thanks for the laugh I needed that..

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BETZYGIRL 7/30/2013 10:49PM

    emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon Thanks for the laugh of the day!

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ECONLADY 7/30/2013 10:39PM

Thanks for the laugh!

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NAYPOOIE 7/30/2013 10:01PM

    I agree about the sarcasm font, but I love the one about cups vs helmets.

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TIME-4-TINA 7/30/2013 9:56PM

    I just finished reading this on Facebook. I love the one about the sarcasm font! I'd be using it all the time!

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