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Dr's Orders Joke

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Bernice was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.

"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."

When she returned, Bernice shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"

Bernice nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."

"From hunger, you mean?"

"No, from skipping all day."

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SHIRAZSOLLY 8/1/2013 12:45AM


Hmmm... if I tried it, do you think people would look at me strangely at work? It might cheer up the residents. The nurses might not have too much faith in my sanity, though.

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