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A Man Dining Alone

Sunday, July 28, 2013












A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table..He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.
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Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it back.
'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman said, as she popped her eye back in place. 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you.'
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They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they went to the theatre followed by drinks... They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his. She listened to him with interest.
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After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time..
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The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy was amazed. Everything had been so incredible!
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'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman.. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'
'No,' she replies. . ..





Wait for it ... ......

It's coming ..... ....

The suspense is killing you, isn't it?






She said ... .....:

'You just happened to catch my eye.'



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    "Groan"

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KLONG8 8/15/2013 2:14PM

    It take nerve to share a joke on these blogs. I really didn't see this one coming. Funny! Thanks!

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  emoticon emoticon emoticon Can't believe I didn't guess that!

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REXTINE1 7/29/2013 10:16AM

    I hadn't heard that for a long time, and I did really laugh out loud. Thanks.

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KATHRYNLP 7/29/2013 8:22AM

    Nancy... that's hilarious.. I loved it! emoticon emoticon

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JENJEN1004 7/29/2013 4:35AM

    You're a hoot! I was trying to figure out what the punch line was going to be...maybe something about "keeping and eye out" but yours was alot funnier.

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    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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    Oh GROANNNN lol!!!

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    Ha, ha, ha!!! Good one!

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    Ha Ha! I must admit, I guessed the punch line! emoticon

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GINNABOOTS 7/28/2013 8:11PM

    Very funny, loved it.

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THAT'S A GOOD ONE, NANCY. emoticon

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HICKOK-HALEY 7/28/2013 7:45PM

    OMG lol

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0309COOKIE 7/28/2013 7:39PM

    That was very clever!

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BESCATS 7/28/2013 7:37PM

    What a way to end it, I couldn't get to the punch line fast enough. emoticon



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KSCRAP363 7/28/2013 7:36PM

    that's hilarious!!! I loved it!!!

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