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Simple Home Remedies That Work


Sunday, July 28, 2013

1. To avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables, get someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.

2. To avoid arguments with women about lifting the toilet seat-use the sink.

3. For high blood pressure sufferers - simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. [remember to use a timer.] .

4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives - you'll be afraid to cough.

6. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem
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ALIHIKES 7/28/2013 9:03PM

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GMASANDIE 7/28/2013 2:01PM

    #4 is my favorite. I ever snooze the alarm, but my grown chioldren all do.

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ECONLADY 7/28/2013 3:28AM

    LOL

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DALID414 7/28/2013 2:40AM

    emoticon #6 is so McGuiver-ish

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EDLEAR 7/28/2013 2:13AM

    Thanks, I needed this!

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