Saturday, July 27, 2013
Yesterday was my birthday. My wife, my parents, my kids, they all forgot it. I went to work where even my colleagues didn't say anything.
As I entered my office my secretary said, "Happy birthday Boss!"
It made me feel special. She asked me for lunch. After lunch she invited me to her apartment. We went there!
She said, "You mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?"
"Okay", I said, feeling vaguely frisky.
She came out five minutes later with a cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, and my colleagues, all screaming "SURPRISE SURPRISE!"
I was waiting on the sofa, naked.