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Baby's First Doctor Visit


Saturday, July 27, 2013


This made me laugh out loud. It may be a little saucy for some.
I hope it will give you a smile!

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

'Breast-fed,' she replied.

'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.'

'I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma, But I'm glad I came.'
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KITTYCAT64 9/12/2013 9:05AM

    That was funny.

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DESERTDREAMERS 8/19/2013 4:54PM

    Go, Granny!

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DOLLYHOLLY 8/6/2013 9:48AM

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TEALHAWK 7/30/2013 7:14PM

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MOM1014 7/30/2013 4:08PM

    Oh yes...It IS funny

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POOH_BEAR_69 7/28/2013 11:25PM

    That's hysterical!

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PAMNANGEL 7/28/2013 8:20PM

    Grammas just don't look like Grammas anymore! I remember when Grammas looked like 👵! Nowadays they look more like 👩! emoticon

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GINNABOOTS 7/28/2013 8:14PM

    Yes it did make me laugh out loud. Hilarious!

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EOSTAR_45 7/28/2013 7:46PM

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HICKOK-HALEY 7/28/2013 7:45PM

    hehe

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TXGRANDMA 7/28/2013 5:33PM

    Ha Ha! I'll bet that doctor turned red! emoticon emoticon

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REXTINE1 7/28/2013 4:29PM

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NAYPOOIE 7/28/2013 1:21PM

    That killed me! emoticon

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BESCATS 7/28/2013 9:40AM

    Definitely made me more than laugh emoticon Guess the doctor had a red face after that !!

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IAMFRANSGIRL 7/28/2013 9:38AM

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Thanks for the laugh!!

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NIGHTSKYSTAR 7/27/2013 11:03PM

    Lol!!'n

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KATHRYNLP 7/27/2013 10:39PM

    That's Hilarious! emoticon emoticon

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JTREMBATH 7/27/2013 10:03PM

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DORIS39 7/27/2013 8:36PM

   

OH PHOOEY, AND I HAVE NO LITTLE GRANDCHILDREN TO TAKE TO THE DOCTOR. emoticon

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ELIZACG9 7/27/2013 7:02PM

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SENATOR9 7/27/2013 6:57PM

    emoticon way to go Grandma

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PHEBESS 7/27/2013 6:39PM

    Go Granny!

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MOMMA_BEAR_69 7/27/2013 5:32PM

    emoticon AWESOME and so very funny!!! Thank you for making me laugh this afternoon!!!
Blessings and hugs,
Helen

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0309COOKIE 7/27/2013 4:38PM

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JULIA_211 7/27/2013 4:19PM

    Oh my God! Hilarious! emoticon

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MILLISMA 7/27/2013 3:38PM

    Ha, ha, ha....can you imagine the poor doctor!!!! Love it. emoticon emoticon

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MATTEROFHEART 7/27/2013 3:30PM

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CBLENS 7/27/2013 3:20PM

    lol

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I*AM*BLESSED 7/27/2013 3:13PM

    Very funny!

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