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Weirdest phone call of my life

Friday, July 26, 2013

I just had the *funniest*strangest*weirdest*m
ost hilarious* phone call of my life.

So, I get a voicemail from my brother today
"Whats girly. Its 4:20, this is J Mills. Just checkin' up on ya. See how your day is. Did ya google me yet. My number is ####. Hit me up, ight? See ya."

I didn't immediately call him back because (VERY long story short) I hardly know my siblings. About an hour later he text'd me
"Wat up! U workin tonite? This is J Mills :)" (I said I wasn't, I had off) "Nice, can I call u?"

Then he called.

We chit chatted for a bit. About the weather, and working hard, what crafts I've been up to lately, how women like to sleep a lot. Etc. Then he says "so, 814, whats that?".
E: "my area code?"
J: "Yea, wheres that at?"
E: "Erie, PA area"
J: "No kidding!!! I have a sister up there, near ****(myhometown's name)"
E: "Haha. Well, I used to live there, but I moved to ***(my current towns name) a few years back."
J: "REALLY?! You lived in (hometown) too?! My sister Emily lives there!"
E: "J.....this IS your sister"

*Awkward silence ensued.*

J: "Ohhh hey, yea, uh, hows married life"
And I ended the conversation shortly after.

I assume he's drinking again and was going through his phone trying to pick up girls. Wondered who this Emily was he didn't remember. Dumbazz should make sure to put my last name in next time.

HAHA, JUST as I wrote that last sentence, I got this text:
"I met a girl named Emily and put her # next to urs. Haha I'm dumb! Good to chat wit ya SIS, love ya & hav a good weekend :)"

Weirdest moment ever.

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
THESHELBSTER 11/16/2013 11:32AM

    This cracked me up!

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WINKERDINK 10/28/2013 8:45AM

    I just read this. This is SO funny!

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CLOVER2 7/30/2013 7:36PM

  Oh my, Emily, you are lucky the conversation didn't get any more "interesting", aren't you!
How funny!

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JOHNTJ1 7/30/2013 8:00AM

    A few years ago I called my sister Mary in Wisconsin and we chatted for close to 10 minutes, about the kids and stuff like that. I asked her what she was doing today and she told me she was in the middle of stripping wallpaper from her dining room so she welcomed the interruption. My sister didn't have wall paper in her dining room. As a matter of fact she didn't have a dining room.

"Mary?" I asked.

"No," she responded. "This isnt Ted is it?"

Thank goodness we both had a sense of humor about the situation and all these years later I still get a big laugh from it

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JUNIAATROME 7/30/2013 5:10AM

    huhuhuhuhuh must have been a revelation when you said: this IS your sister emoticon

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SILVERWITCH59 7/28/2013 2:20PM

    HA HA My brother does weird stuff too. When he was drinking it was even worse emoticon

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GEEMAWEST 7/28/2013 12:51AM

    OMG! I always thought that my family and DH's family was weirder than anyone else's. You have given me reason to doubt. Not sure if that's good or bad but it is what it is.

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CAROLIAN 7/27/2013 3:00PM


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MARINEMAMA 7/27/2013 12:09PM

    Too funny!!!

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AJDOVER1 7/27/2013 11:59AM

    Wow! Maybe we ARE related. I'm afraid the only thing that's prevented my brother from calling me that way is the fact I have an unusual first name.

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SLIMMERJESSE 7/27/2013 9:50AM


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FLORIDASUN 7/27/2013 9:48AM the incident AND to your bro! emoticon

Hugs! This is probably WHY you don't talk to your siblings much! emoticon

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TATTER3 7/27/2013 9:19AM

    Don't you wish you had it recorded to play back when he's sober and ask him why that was supposed to be an appealing come on??? I have friends like that.

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CHANDTE 7/27/2013 8:59AM


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GARDENCHRIS 7/27/2013 8:58AM

    wow.... is pretty weird.

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ROCKLAND2010 7/27/2013 8:06AM

    That is a strange one. Family relationships can be difficult.

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DOVESEYES 7/27/2013 6:56AM


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TREE57 7/26/2013 11:47PM

    Guys in general are weird. To think that's how he would talk to someone he was trying to get to know?!

Very, very weird.

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MERRYMARY42 7/26/2013 10:42PM

    how very strange, I hope he remembers tomorrow and calls you back with an apology

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DOUGDC 7/26/2013 10:06PM

    I'm feeling sorry for both of you. Awkward and upsetting. I hope things go well for both of you.

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TAYSMOM77642 7/26/2013 10:02PM

    Haha! Drunk dialing is a perfect recipe for disaster emoticon

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LUV4CHOCOLATE 7/26/2013 8:24PM

    emoticon I guess it could have been even weirder!

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MARYBETH4884 7/26/2013 7:53PM

    Now you have an amusing story for the family reunion. emoticon

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CONFIDENTLY_FIT 7/26/2013 7:35PM

    Oh my that is funny!

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ZMICHE 7/26/2013 7:07PM


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MJK0430 7/26/2013 7:03PM

    OMG too funny!

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CARTOONB 7/26/2013 6:56PM

    Brothers are weird!

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DLDMIL 7/26/2013 6:42PM


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SUZHOLLE 7/26/2013 6:38PM

    OMG too hilarious!! emoticon

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KPACE7 7/26/2013 6:23PM

    That's funny, Emily. emoticon

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FITLIKENIC 7/26/2013 6:14PM

    emoticon No Drinking and texting!

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