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Friday, July 26, 2013

Britain's parliament has passed a bill that would allow gay marriage. How about that? For the first time they are allowing gay marriage. If you thought royal weddings were big, just wait until the first gay royal wedding. Oh, my God. How fabulous will that be? -Jay Leno

Today the Queen said that she would like the royal baby to be born before she goes on vacation. Then someone reminded her she's more or less been on vacation since 1952. -Conan O'Brien

Here's some big news out of England. Today, Queen Elizabeth officially legalized gay marriage in Britain. Or as she put it, 'You know, it doesn't always have to be tea and crumpets. Sometimes it can just be two crumpets.' -Jimmy Fallon

NSA leaker Edward Snowden is living at the Moscow airport. He's been there for about a month. He's scorned with no home to call his own. No safe harbor. It's like being an old George Clooney girlfriend. -David Letterman

It finally happened. Kate Middleton gave birth to a baby boy today. The baby weighed about eight pounds. Americans were like, 'How much is that in dollars?' -Jimmy Fallon

I'm sure you all heard the news about the royal baby. William and Kate are the proud parents of a baby boy. Can you believe the media coverage? You'd think it was Kim Kardashian and Kanye West having a kid. -Jay Leno

Bookies say the odds are 11-2 that the royal baby will be named George, after his great-great-grandfather, King George VI. And the odds are 100-1 he'll be named George after the George Foreman Grill. -Conan O'Brien

Congratulations to Kate Middleton and Prince William. They're the proud parents of a brand-new baby boy. This really is big news I mean, if the year was 1250 then it would be big news. -David Letterman

According to a new study, lying gets easier over time. People get better at lying the more they do it. See, that's why you have to have term limits. -Jay Leno

The royal baby has been born. The royal baby was officially welcomed with a 62-gun salute. Because if there's one thing babies love, it's the sound of repeated artillery fire. -Conan O'Brien

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