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Thursday 7-25-2013 Assortment

Thursday, July 25, 2013

A lawyer went to his doctor and complained, “Whenever I stand up before the judge, I’m overcome with nausea. What do you think it could be?”
“Well,” said the doctor, “it sounds like motion sickness to me.”
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In what sport does a cesta play a key role?

Jai alai. The cesta is the curved wicker basket that players use to catch and throw the ball (aka pelota). Cesta is Spanish for “basket.”
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WORDPLAY

Hipster slang from Edd “Kookie” Burns of 77 Sunset Strip (1958–64)

* Monster: Telephone

* Come on big: Fall in love

* Pitch the volume: Tell a story

* Jambake: Party

* Stacked off: Angry

* Ticky: Stale, corny

* Give skin: Shake hands

* Dawn rise route: Get up early

* Joyville: Happiness

* Shock frock: Strapless dress
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Ben Stiller, Tom Cruise, and Dan Aykroyd were all considered for the title role on Dexter.
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