Wednesday, July 24, 2013
A stodgy man walks into a bar and stis down. "Want a drink?" asks the bartender.
"Tried liquor once, didn't like it," says the man.
"Care for a pretzel?"
"Tried a pretzel once, didn't like it."
"Wanna watch the baseball game?"
"Tried watching baseball once. didn't like it. Don't mind me; I'm just waiting for my son."
"Let me guess," says the bartender, "your only child?"