Tuesday, July 23, 2013
A&I Wk3 Blog: Favorite Summer activities
I have many favorite summer activities
1. Walking in the park
2. picnic in the park
3. My birthday
4. My summer vacation
5. BUT MY FARVIOTE SUMMER ACTIVITIES IS SWIMMING I KNOW YOU Can swim in winter but there nothing as great as swimming in hotel pool
6. My favorite
7. summer memory are always our family vacation we take off the week summer got out my mom being a school secretary and get back two week later. I been to almost every state in the union except for Alaska and Hawaii
Our first day at a resort my wife and I decided to hit the beach.
When I went back to our room to get something to drink, one of the hotel maids was making our bed.
I grabbed my cooler and was on my way out when I paused and asked, "Can we drink beer on the beach?"
"Sure," she said, "but I have to finish the rest of the rooms beforehand.
Where is this place?
A man and his wife were driving their Recreational Vehicle across the country and were nearing a town spelled Kissimee. They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure how to pronounce it - KISS-a-me; kis-A-me; kis-a-ME. They grew more perplexed as they drove into the town.
Since they were hungry, they pulled into a place to get something to eat. At the counter, the man said to the waitress:
"My wife and I can't seem to be able to figure out how to pronounce this place. Will you tell me where we are and say it very slowly so that I can understand."
The waitress looked at him and said: "Buuurrrgerrr Kiiiinnnng."
Ticket for Norwald
Man to Ticket Agent: “I want to buy a plane ticket for Norwald... for a vacation, you know...!”
Ticket Agent, searching book: "Norwald? Let me find that. Hmm... never heard of it. Let me see... Norwald. I don't see Norwald listed, and I can't find it on the map. Just where is Norwald anyway?"
Man: “Over there. He's my brother!”