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Monday 7-22-2013 Assortment

Monday, July 22, 2013

Bob and Bill arrived at the Pearly Gates together. Bill asked Bob how he had died, and Bob explained, “I froze to death. How did you die?”
Bill replied, “I had a heart attack. You see, I knew my wife was having an affair, so I surprised her at home one day. There was a strange car in the driveway, but I found her alone in the living room. I ran around the whole house looking for the guy, and I got so worked up that my heart gave out before I could find him.”
Bob shakes his head, “That’s so ironic.”
“Why do you say that?” Bill asks.
“If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we’d both still be alive!”
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Who was the first performer to be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame three times?

Eric Clapton. He was inducted into the hall in 1992 as a member of the Yardbirds; in 1993 as a member of Cream; and in 2000 as a solo artist.
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Wisdom from TV’s Batman

Robin: You can’t get away from Batman that easy!
Batman: Easily. Good grammar is essential, Robin.

Batman: Better put five cents in the meter.
Robin: No policeman’s going to give the Batmobile a ticket.
Batman: This money goes to building better roads. We all must do our part.

Robin: We’d better hurry, Batman.
Batman: Not too fast, Robin.
In good bat-climbing as in good driving, one must never sacrifice safety for speed.
Robin: Right again, Batman!
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Ray Bradbury helped develop The Addams Family comic strip for television.
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    thanks for the wisdom

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NANCYRUBIO 7/22/2013 7:59AM

    Ray Bradbury and the Addams family? Now I know genius and insanity are closely intertwined.


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BLUENOSE63 7/22/2013 7:19AM

  I think Batman's bat ears were too tight!

Love the jokes, keep posting as I too love to laugh in the morning -- great way to start my day

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LANNIEMANUEL 7/22/2013 7:12AM

    great post. thanks again for waking up my brain


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KARENKANDO 7/22/2013 7:05AM

    And this is why I could never have been Robin. I would have slapped Batman and the show - as we know it anyway - would have been over. Thanks too for the funny! Great way to start the day. . . with laughter. emoticon

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ELRIDDICK 7/22/2013 6:59AM

  Thanks for sharing

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    emoticon for laughter to start the morning!
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