Friday, July 19, 2013
A woman returned from the doctor’s to find her husband sprawled in a chair.
“Why are you so happy?” he moaned, looking at her smiling face.
“I’ve just been told that I have the breasts of an 18-year-old.”
“Really! and what did he say about your 50 year old arse?”
“We didn’t talk about you,” she replied.