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Redhead Jokes

Thursday, July 18, 2013

For fairness:)

Redhead Jokes

Q. How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
A. Wait 10 seconds.

Q. What do you call a redhead with an attitude?
A. Normal.

Q. What do redheads make for dinner?
A. Reservations.

Q. Why do guys date blondes?
A. All the redheads are taken.

Q. How can you tell when a redhead has been using a finicky computer?
A. There's a hammer embedded in the computer monitor.

Q. Why aren't there more redhead jokes?
A. Someone made the mistake of telling them to a redhead.

Q. What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
A. You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Q. How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
A. Say something...

Q. What’s safer: a redhead or a piranha?
A. The piranha. They only attack in schools.

Q. Why do redheads really like their hair color?
A. It does the same thing for the men it does for the bulls.

Q. Why didn't Indians scalp redheads?
A. They knew better.

Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A redhead.

Q. How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
A. She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl.

Q. How many redheads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One -- she holds the bulb while the world revolves around her.

Q. What's the difference between a redhead and a barracuda?
A. Nail polish.

Q. What's the difference between a redhead and a pit bull?
A. The pantsuit.

Q. What's black-and-blue and lies on the sidewalk?
A. A guy who tells too many redheaded jokes.

Q. Why is it better to date a blonde than a redhead?
A. You can ignore a blonde safely.

Q. How do you remember a redhead's birthday?
A. Forget it once.

Q. How is a redhead like a tennis racquet?
A. They're both high-strung.

Q. What do redheads and razor-wire have in common?
A. Handle both with care.

Q. What do you call a redhead guy who works at a bakery?
A. A ginger bread man!

Q. What's shorter then an ant?
A. A redhead's temper

Seen inscribed on a tombstone: "Beneath this stone lies the guy who told that last bad redhead joke."

Redheads are just blondes with high blood pressure.

Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy:
One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.

If you love a Redhead, set her free...
If she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital, she’s yours.

Have a great day

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SPARKCHANTAL 7/19/2013 5:07AM

    thanks, I feel flattered.

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DJ4HEALTH 7/18/2013 9:00PM

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NELLIEC 7/18/2013 5:50PM

    It's a good thing my red headed cousins aren't reading this. emoticon

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BESCATS 7/18/2013 4:29PM

    Thanks for more jokes. I love reading them. emoticon emoticon

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LAC936 7/18/2013 4:04PM

    Love it; you're an equal opportunity abuser
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    Are we going to see "gray"? emoticon

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ALICIA214 7/18/2013 11:22AM


Love your jokes...they get my day off to a happy start ...
I hope you keep them coming.... emoticon

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ICEANGEL0531 7/18/2013 11:04AM

    Thanks for the chuckles. blonde!

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