Instant Weight Loss!
Thursday, July 18, 2013
Want to know a good way to drop 4 pounds in two days? BAD MEXICAN FOOD!
That's right, ladies and gentlemen, I have the solution to all your weight loss problems. Act now! Supplies of salmonella are going fast!
Ugh. I went out to dinner on Tuesday for a friend's birthday and, well, I've been scared to stray too far from the bathroom ever since. I tried to go for a run yesterday morning and that was a huge mistake. This morning I did manage to go to the gym, but I just did the rower and the elliptical to keep it low impact.
I know the four pounds won't stick, but it was nice to see that lower number. :)