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Cow Tube

Thursday, July 18, 2013

One day, a farmer was tending to his livestock when he noticed that one of his cows was completely cross-eyed. He called up a veterinarian friend of his who told him to bring in his cow.

The vet took one look at the cow, stuck a tube up the cow's butt, and blew into the tube until the cow's eyes straightened out. The vet charged the farmer a hundred bucks, and the farmer went home happy.

About a week later, the cow's eyes were cross-eyed again, but this time the farmer figured he could probably take care of it himself. So he called his hired hand over, and together they put a tube up the cow's butt.

The farmer put his lips to the tube and started to blow. Strangely, nothing happened, so he asked his hired hand to give it a try. The hired hand removed the tube, turned it around, put it in the cow's butt and started to blow.

"What are you doing?" asked the farmer, horrified.

"Well, I wasn't gonna use the side that YOU had put your lips on."

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
NAYPOOIE 7/18/2013 3:18PM

    I've had employees like that.

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PDSLIM 7/18/2013 11:26AM


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GARDENCHRIS 7/18/2013 7:31AM

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DALID414 7/18/2013 1:12AM


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MAGGIEVAN 7/18/2013 1:07AM

    Crazy but it really made me smile. Thanks for sharing.

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ECONLADY 7/18/2013 1:01AM

    I love the good laughs! Thanks!

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FITANDFIFTY2 7/18/2013 12:59AM

    Oh my goodness... emoticon

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