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Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Great news for NSA leaker Edward Snowden. He's just been named Cinnabon Customer of the Month in the Moscow Airport. -David Letterman

President Obama told a group of kids that broccoli is his favorite food. Then he said, 'Is Michelle gone? Cool, it's actually Skittles.' -Jimmy Fallon

Conservative rock star Ted Nugent says that he is thinking about running for president in 2016. Nugent said it's always been his dream. Then Democrats said, 'Ours too!' -Jimmy Fallon

In a new interview, former President George W. Bush called the immigration system broken. And not just in this country. He said other countries also are filled with foreigners and we have to get them out. -Conan O'Brien

Residents of northeast Colorado want to divide Colorado into two states, and they want to call the new state North Colorado. If you're going to go to the trouble of creating a new state, give it a cool name like Danger Zone, or Colorado 2: The Reckoning. -Jimmy Kimmel

A new study found that Americans are exercising more than ever but still not losing much weight. Not good. Iin fact, it's all I could think about on my jog to Dunkin' Donuts. -Jimmy Fallon

According to a new study in the Journal of American Medicine, marijuana can actually help make you thinner. Using marijuana can make you thinner unless you're taking it in brownie form. -Jay Leno
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