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Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Hope these make you smile today! I just love the way kids think......priceless!!!

Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:

Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mom like me.

What kind of a little girl was your mom?
1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.

What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

What's the difference between moms and dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.

emoticon Mary Anne

Happy Wednesday and stay cool if you can.


Member Comments About This Blog Post:
IDLETYME 7/18/2013 5:12PM

    You are always surprised at what kids say!!!

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BESCATS 7/18/2013 4:56PM

    Oh, so many reasons why God made Moms !!

Love how the young think. emoticon emoticon

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DOROTHYBERO 7/18/2013 8:19AM


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LIVINGFREE19 7/18/2013 1:59AM


That was hilarious!!

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ARTJAC 7/18/2013 1:45AM

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KAYDE53 7/17/2013 10:07PM


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PRINCHESSA 7/17/2013 9:08PM


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EABL81 7/17/2013 8:21PM

    I don't know, some of those kids have a pretty good handle on the family dynamics! From the mouths of babes...

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1CRAZYDOG 7/17/2013 4:00PM

    Awesome! HUGS

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SUGARBABY60 7/17/2013 2:24PM

    Nice to have a morning smile,thanks! emoticon

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NEWVINE 7/17/2013 1:03PM

You never know what kids will say, but you got to love it. Thank you for a good laugh

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BUTEAFULL 7/17/2013 12:36PM

    emoticon kids are priceless (and so are Moms)

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CAPECODDOGFISH 7/17/2013 12:02PM

    Cute !!

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KATHRYNLP 7/17/2013 11:25AM

    emoticon Awwwh... emoticon

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SOPHIEDO13 7/17/2013 10:24AM

    Sweet !! emoticon

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NEW-CAZ 7/17/2013 10:23AM


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LOVESLIFE48 7/17/2013 10:11AM

    Those were great!!!

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CHACHAOREO 7/17/2013 9:56AM

    Happy Wednesday to you also. Using a lot of ice in my water to keep cool and hydrated!!! emoticon

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AUNTB63 7/17/2013 9:49AM

    Out of the mouths of "babes"....LOL

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GBSLIM 7/17/2013 9:40AM

    Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
emoticon this one really got me but so did lots of stirring with a dab of mean.
Thanx again for a morning smile :)
Have a Wonderful Day. emoticon

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    Kid's do say the darndest things.

Keep as Kool as you Kan !

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LOUIE-LILY 7/17/2013 9:11AM

    Mary Anne - This is priceless!

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SENATOR9 7/17/2013 9:03AM

    Moms are the Best

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