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The giant underthings of doom

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

This morning, while changing for work I realized I had a problem. The problem is of ginornous proportions. It is huge, saggy, and made out of fabric. It hangs out in my underwear drawer and is a direct result of weight loss.
Now, normally, it wouldn't be a problem. Most likely I wouldn't even notice this occurrence in the real world. I would stroll over to the mall, local sports store or Wal-Mart and pick up some new underthings, most likely before the old ones got really big to begin with. Out here, it's impossible. I have a few things on order, but it takes a while for mail to get in, so in my months of losing weight I have to put up with underpants that literally slide off my (thankfully) shrinking behind and bras that are too big to do what they are designed to do anymore. It is uncomfortable and rather annoying, to say the least. Thankfully, my sports bras have withstood the challenge of my changing body, so at least I don't have to worry about compromising the quality of my workouts due to ill-fitting clothing.
At least the problem is confined only to my underwear. I wear uniforms day in and day out, and so don't have to really worry about how they look on me, and if they are a little (or a lot) saggy, well, no one will care. As of today I do have a small set on order... Yey!!!!!!!
So, ladies, (and gentlemen too, to lesser extent) any time you roll to a store to pick up a fresh set of underthings, count your blessings! Because it's the small things in life - like a pair of extremely saggy underthings - that make our lives a little more annoying.
On that note, c'mon, Victoria's Secret! Hurry up with my order!

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
STRONGDJ 7/18/2013 1:12AM

Cheers to smaller under garments!!!!

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KAMINEKO 7/17/2013 8:41AM

    Funny :)

Here's hoping you get your new undies soon!

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LORI2562 7/17/2013 7:54AM

    Thanks for the morning smile! Congrats on your success! Enjoy your new purchases!


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JULIEPIZZ 7/17/2013 7:49AM

    You are great! It is a reminder! So fun! emoticon

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TINKSMOM1 7/17/2013 7:46AM

    After I lost some weight I was sooo excited cause I could finally wear the pretty bras at Victorias Secret! They have some for larger sizes, but not the awesome ones! It was definitely a highlight for me! Your right, sometimes it is definitely the little things that make the biggest difference! Congrats on the new undies! (wow, there is a statement you don't say every day! emoticon

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