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SUNFLOWER TEAM july wk 2 challenge and jokes

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

SUNFLOWER TEAM july wk 2 challenge

List 5 things in your life that makes it complicated and/or stressful and what you could do, if anything, to make it less complicated and/or stressful.

My daily stress comes from the following
1) being a negative I tend to see the cup have empty not half full I am trying to work on this
2) taking care of mom I love mom and canít think of my life without her but she is a major cause of my stress 3) my jobs never knowing when they going to close Cleveland is very stressful
4) not driving and having to count on other people to help me and take me places
5)my speech I am amaze this is no 5 but my speech defect does cause stress

don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it

I used to have a handle on life - but mine broke.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I am not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

Out of my mind, back in five minutes.

Ever stop to think? and forget to start again?

It IS as bad as you think, they ARE out to get you.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

They call it PMS because Mad Cow disease was already taken.

The trouble with life is...there's no background music.

I don't have to be dead to donate my organ!

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up a thousand times the memory.

The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson

Computer programmers don't byte, they just nibble a bit.

Computer programmers know how to use their hardware.

My wild oats have turned to Shredded Wheat....

The meek shall inherit the earth ... after we're through with it...

Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Some people are alive, only because it's illegal to kill them.

Failure is not an option, it comes bundled with the software.


Member Comments About This Blog Post:
BEFIT016 7/17/2013 11:32AM

    I'm a 'half empty' kindda person, too. I'm a pessimist, at heart--BUT I'm often happily surprised, and rarely disappointed(did ya get it??) emoticon

Loved your jokes, especially the one about the gene pool!

Comment edited on: 7/17/2013 11:33:20 AM

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AMYBELLES 7/17/2013 12:51AM

    And your jokes and humorous sayings help de-stress. I don't see your negativity here, but enjoy your sense of humor!!! emoticon

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2WHEELEDSHARON 7/16/2013 10:38PM

Hope your destressing goes well.

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TONYAB2000 7/16/2013 10:31PM

    LOL! I love the snarky sayings you've listed. Too funny.

My mom didn't drive either and I remember how difficult it was for her all through our life. My aunt was a Godsend and she often did for us without complaint. emoticon for you. I hope things get better.

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SPARKCHANTAL 7/16/2013 4:01PM

    candy you're a hoot.

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