Tuesday, July 16, 2013
SUNFLOWER TEAM july wk 2 challenge
List 5 things in your life that makes it complicated and/or stressful and what you could do, if anything, to make it less complicated and/or stressful.
My daily stress comes from the following
1) being a negative I tend to see the cup have empty not half full I am trying to work on this
2) taking care of mom I love mom and canít think of my life without her but she is a major cause of my stress 3) my jobs never knowing when they going to close Cleveland is very stressful
4) not driving and having to count on other people to help me and take me places
5)my speech I am amaze this is no 5 but my speech defect does cause stress
don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it
I used to have a handle on life - but mine broke.
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
I am not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
Out of my mind, back in five minutes.
Ever stop to think? and forget to start again?
It IS as bad as you think, they ARE out to get you.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
They call it PMS because Mad Cow disease was already taken.
The trouble with life is...there's no background music.
I don't have to be dead to donate my organ!
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up a thousand times the memory.
The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson
Computer programmers don't byte, they just nibble a bit.
Computer programmers know how to use their hardware.
My wild oats have turned to Shredded Wheat....
The meek shall inherit the earth ... after we're through with it...
Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Some people are alive, only because it's illegal to kill them.
Failure is not an option, it comes bundled with the software.