Tuesday, July 16, 2013
Okay my vacation
Last week we went on vacation. First day was the bourbon trail in Kentucky. Even so we were traveling when we stop at MacDonald I ran around the building t three times I really enjoy our trip to Bardstown greatest little town in American. It has great museum mostly to the civil war .Maybe because it was a border state but they did both side pretty good. Then we went to the bourbon warehouse tour great tor and free bourbon
. I found if you put two small drop of water in bourbon I love bourbon. It was a great first day. The hotel was wonderful,
I learn on my first day
1. You can exercise at a hotel
2. You canít always get what you want to eat on vacation but you can get the best you can
3. I love Kentucky bourbons
4. I can handle heat better now a day
5. Pushing mom in a wheel chair can be exercise
Canadian liquor manufacturers have accepted the Health Canada's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a goofy
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing..
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 9th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
"Now, class. Observe closely the worms," said the professor putting a worm first into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be.
The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.
"Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the professor asked.
Scott, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms."