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vacation first day


Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Okay my vacation
Last week we went on vacation. First day was the bourbon trail in Kentucky. Even so we were traveling when we stop at MacDonald I ran around the building t three times I really enjoy our trip to Bardstown greatest little town in American. It has great museum mostly to the civil war .Maybe because it was a border state but they did both side pretty good. Then we went to the bourbon warehouse tour great tor and free bourbon
. I found if you put two small drop of water in bourbon I love bourbon. It was a great first day. The hotel was wonderful,
I learn on my first day
1. You can exercise at a hotel
2. You canít always get what you want to eat on vacation but you can get the best you can
3. I love Kentucky bourbons
4. I can handle heat better now a day
5. Pushing mom in a wheel chair can be exercise
jokes
Canadian liquor manufacturers have accepted the Health Canada's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a goofy
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing..
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.


A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 9th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.

"Now, class. Observe closely the worms," said the professor putting a worm first into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be.
The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.
"Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the professor asked.

Scott, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms."
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MOTHEPRO 7/17/2013 12:12PM

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2WHEELEDSHARON 7/16/2013 10:41PM

    Way to go!
Sounds like a great time, yay!

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SPARKCHANTAL 7/16/2013 3:58PM

    hi there old faithful! I can't believe how you keep coming up with all these funnies!
glad you enjoyed kentucky

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HEALTHYGRAMMY49 7/16/2013 1:48PM

    Sounds like a great vacation. I'm going to Kentuckt for a 10 day vacay next month. Sure hope I don't undo the progress from the previous week in the Summer 5% Challenge. Loved the Warnings and the joke! Good luck in the 5% Challenge.

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