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Decisions decisions!!!!


Tuesday, July 16, 2013






A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot.


The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness.
Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway.
You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything,
however, your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it."


The man groans, but the doctor goes on,
"You have $9,000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new penis.
They work great but they don't come cheap. It's roughly $1,000 an inch."


The man perks up. "So," the doctor says, "You must decide how many inches you want.
But I understand that you have been married for over thirty years and this is something you should discuss with your wife.


If you had a five incher before and get a nine incher now she might be a bit put out.

If you had a nine incher before and you decide to only invest in a five incher now, she might be disappointed.


It's important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision."


The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.


The doctor comes back the next day, "So, have you spoken with your wife?"
"Yes I have," says the man.


"And has she helped you make a decision?" "Yes" says the man.


"What is your decision?" asks the doctor.


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SHOES17 8/9/2013 5:40PM

    My husband said okay . I dont think he found it funny!

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CHACHAOREO 7/16/2013 7:52PM

    I would do the same!!!!!

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DOLLYHOLLY 7/16/2013 6:06PM

    emoticon So cute & funny! THANK YOU for this! Made my day.

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IDLETYME 7/16/2013 4:20PM

    That's a riot!!!!!! emoticon emoticon

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NORASPAT 7/16/2013 2:53PM

    Mary Anne, that was a good laugh for sure. HUGS Pat in Maine. emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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OVERACTIVEELBOW 7/16/2013 2:01PM

    Guess that answers that question.

Poor guy..

Still HOT n HUMID here, too ! I probably should look at a weather forecast but I rather pretend this will be gone by tomorrow... One can hope. I am learning to hibernate... close the house up and shades drawn... Same techniques my Grandma used in her day. Expect to hit the shower shortly before bedtime... a way to cool off and de-stickify myself.
Keep cool.
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SUGARBABY60 7/16/2013 11:00AM

    LMBO! This was wonderful, what woman wouldn't want to " spruce up" her kitchen! And the added bonus of having her hubby sit down to pee....just priceless! No more toilet seat tug of war!!!
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    That's a woman for you! emoticon

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    LOL ROFL Oh my gosh LOL emoticon

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GINIEMIE 7/16/2013 9:44AM

    Oh my, oh my, oh my! That was bad Mary Anne.
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AUNTB63 7/16/2013 9:04AM

    Oh my :) thanks for the laugh this morning

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