The Tourists Are Thick
Monday, July 15, 2013
I guess I should say "the tourists are numerous", but honestly it could go both ways... America is very well fed.... and it loves to vacation near my house.... the weekends always produce traffic jams and lots of people...
A few quotes on Tourists:
Yeah, I had an idea to make a very scary movie, based on a kind of serial murderer that preys on tourists.
Brian De Palma
In the middle ages people were tourists because of their religion, whereas now they are tourists because tourism is their religion.
Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going.
Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by.