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Sunday, July 14, 2013

One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow tumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys in five different cars before he found his. Then he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone else left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy.

(Seriously though don't drink and drive! LOL)
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NEENSTER1 7/18/2013 8:06AM

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DBELLE39 7/15/2013 7:20AM

    LOL!

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PAMNANGEL 7/15/2013 2:39AM

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FITANDFIFTY2 7/15/2013 12:31AM

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ANYVAR54 7/14/2013 10:55PM

    thank you for adding the seriously at the end. Cute.

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DESERTDREAMERS 7/14/2013 8:57PM

    Funny as a joke ...

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GABLE227 7/14/2013 7:11PM

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AWESOMECHELZ 7/14/2013 6:50PM

    Wow!! emoticon

P.S. Thanks for the addendum. emoticon

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PLATINUM755 7/14/2013 4:00PM

    Oh my! emoticon

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COCK-ROBIN 7/14/2013 2:14PM

    LOL!

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CAROLJEAN64 7/14/2013 1:23PM

    LOL

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WORKOUTWITHPAM 7/14/2013 12:59PM

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OVERACTIVEELBOW 7/14/2013 11:39AM

    Obviously they thought this up before they started drinking...
(I know this is a joke... but somebody must of thought this might work for real !!)

I agree PLEASE don't do DRUGS and drive...

The one you harm may be the one you love the most.

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JLEMUS1 7/14/2013 11:32AM

    emoticon but no funy...hahahaha

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SNOOPYMOMMA72 7/14/2013 11:28AM

    That's bad - but so funny at the same time!
Thanks for sharing! emoticon

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TWEETYKC00 7/14/2013 11:16AM

    lol

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