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Saturday 7-13-2013 Assortment

Saturday, July 13, 2013

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Wire you being so stubborn?
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UNIVESITY STUDENTS:
THEY CAN’T WRITE,
SPELL OR PRESENT
AN ARGUMENT


Actual headline in The Independent (UK)
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Why did witches in Romania throw poisonous mandrake into the Danube River in January 2011?

To cast spells on their president and government for enacting a law requiring them to pay a 16 percent income tax—from which they previously had been exempt.
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Five news crawl goofs

1. Breaking News: Fire destroyed by home (Fox 5)

2. Bernanke on the Housing Market: BLAH blah BLAH blah BLAH blah BLAH blah BLAH blah (CNN)

3. dsfgdfgfsfgdf sdfgsdfgsdfgsdfg (Fox News)

4. Breaking News: Many words should fit on this sentence bar. Do not try to type in a paragraph to tell story (KDKA 2)

5. Slow down & Drink & Drive (KARE 11 News)
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In 1966, Batman was honored by the National Safety Council for promoting seat belt use.
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