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Male or Female?

Saturday, July 13, 2013

You might not have known this...but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS:
They are male, because they hold everything in............but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off...........it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed...but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.

TYRES:
Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object................ Because to get them to go anywhere...............you have to light a fire under their arse.

SPONGES:
These are female..............because they are soft...............squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES:
Female...because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS:
Definitely male........... Because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

EGG TIMERS:
Egg timers are female because.........over time...........all the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS:
Male... Because in the last 5000 years.....they've hardly changed at all.............and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL:
Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male...but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it....and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push...he just keeps trying .

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LCOLANGELO0803 7/22/2013 8:04PM

    This brought a smile to my face! Very Funny!!

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SAMMIESMOM13 7/16/2013 3:29PM

    Thanks for the laugh.

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PAULA3420 7/16/2013 3:06PM

    emoticon Hi, It sure is FUN to have something fun to read for a diversion from the daily grind. emoticon


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FOREVER27 7/16/2013 12:23PM

    Very funny! Thanks! emoticon

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PDSLIM 7/16/2013 11:40AM

    too funny

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GRAMMYEAC 7/16/2013 6:28AM

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MYAKAYAH 7/16/2013 5:12AM

    Very humorous indeed, interesting~ emoticon

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WEARINGTHIN 7/16/2013 3:21AM

    As apparently the only male responding to this, I definitely feel my gender is the butt of this joke. HA HA, Glenn

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SPEEDY143 7/16/2013 2:14AM

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MISSCUS 7/16/2013 1:18AM

    Oh My!! LOLOL emoticon
EDIT: It made me laugh so good I had to share the link to your blog!! I'm on a lot of teams that you aren't and I know my Spark Friends will enjoy this!!

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SHAKESALOT 7/15/2013 5:49AM

    Funny!

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MILLISMA 7/13/2013 9:23PM

    Ha, ha....these are great!!!! emoticon

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MNNICE 7/13/2013 2:48PM

    Enjoyed this!! Thanks for the chuckle!

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CAROLJEAN64 7/13/2013 2:26PM

    I love everyone of these. Check out this link for the gender of computers.
http://www.jokesplace
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LESLIEJEAN43 7/13/2013 11:34AM

    Good ones! emoticon

Hugs, Leslie

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JACKIE542 7/13/2013 10:02AM

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MAGGIEVAN 7/13/2013 2:34AM

    So funny I showed it to my husband and we had a good laugh!

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HOTPINKCAMARO49 7/13/2013 1:53AM

  Good one! Thanks for sharing! Have a great weekend!

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