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Male or Female?

Saturday, July 13, 2013

You might not have known this...but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS:
They are male, because they hold everything in............but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off...........it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed...but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.

TYRES:
Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object................ Because to get them to go anywhere...............you have to light a fire under their arse.

SPONGES:
These are female..............because they are soft...............squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES:
Female...because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS:
Definitely male........... Because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

EGG TIMERS:
Egg timers are female because.........over time...........all the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS:
Male... Because in the last 5000 years.....they've hardly changed at all.............and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL:
Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male...but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it....and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push...he just keeps trying .

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