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Friday, July 12, 2013

Jokes That Take One Line

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
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TERMITEMOM 7/12/2013 10:21PM

    I liked these, especially the one about the bills... Isn't that the truth! emoticon

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