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Friday, July 12, 2013

An 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, he was seen walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
He replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"
The doctor replied, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful."
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