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God said to, "Adam"...

Tuesday, July 09, 2013



WHO SAID GOD DOESN'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR............



God said Too, "Adam ", I want you to do something for Me."


Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?"


God said, "Go down into that valley."

Adam said, "What's a valley?"

God explained it to him. Then God said, "Cross the river."

Adam said, "What's a river?"

God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill...."

Adam said, "What is a hill?"


So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.
He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave."


Adam said, 'What's a cave?'

After God explained,
He said, "In the cave you will find a woman."


Adam said, "What's a woman?'

So God explained that to him, too.
Then, God said, 'I want you to reproduce."

Adam said, "How do I do that?"

God first said (under His breath), "Geez....."

And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well.

So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman.

Then, in about five minutes, he was back.

God, His patience wearing thin, said angrily, "What is it now?"

And Adam said....


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(YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS!!!!!!)

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"What's a headache?"


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VICTORY2XS 7/13/2013 10:44AM

    OMG how hilarious! This is a real good one, Audra!

Denise

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JANIEWWJD 7/13/2013 12:50AM

    I can't stop laughing!!!! emoticon

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DAYSPRING-STAR 7/12/2013 12:07PM

    LOL! emoticon

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GRAMMYEAC 7/10/2013 7:18PM

    Fantastic!

Love it!!!

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MARITIMER3 7/10/2013 1:29PM

    Love it!

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SENATOR9 7/10/2013 11:21AM

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REFFIE1 7/10/2013 11:18AM

    Sheesh how much stress could Eve be in? After all, they were all alone, the first humans. She certainly didn't have a hard time in traffic that day. Thanks for the giggle Audra! emoticon

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BEFIT014 7/10/2013 5:42AM

    emoticon That was good! Thanks for the smile this mrng!

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MISSDAISY23 7/10/2013 4:51AM

    Geez...

me, too, I did not see that coming!

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Take care & have a fabulous day!

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Daisy


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MILLISMA 7/9/2013 10:07PM

    emoticon didn't see that one coming!!!!

By the way, you are right. Wine never touches my lips.....just goes right down my throat emoticon

Hope you've had a great day!!!

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