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Tuesday, July 09, 2013

The Truth About Nutrition

Here is the final word on nutrition and health. It's a
relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical
studies.

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart
attacks than do the British or Americans.

The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans.

The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer
heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also
suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and
fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or
Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently
what kills you.

(I'm glad I'm bilingual!)
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