Sunday, July 07, 2013
And so it goes! Hear ye, hear ye!
It did come to pass in the Royal Maintenance Palace of Her Majesty AmQ120s this royal morn that she did YET AGAIN hop upon the Golden Scale o' Dietary Justice for the official royal weigh-in to prove to herself she be still in compliance with her royal desire to maintain from 120-129.
And it was good, 'cause she did stay in range.
Her inner friend, Diet Wise Woman, did then hug the Royal Maintainer (that would be Queen AmQ120s) and point out that whilst maintenance IS going forward handily and we are all happy 'bout that, we'd really like to stem the tide of too many consecutive gains this week.
So the Royal Math Mage was summoned and ran all the numbers and discerned the pattern of the 10 week average daily calorie count was set a hair too high. He produced the MAGIC FORMULA that will get that down just a tiny bit and that, he said, should start to produce some losses.
A spreadsheet was produced showing the probable effect of a tiny numerical adjustment.
"It is all about the MATH!" proclaimed Diet Wise Woman.
"All hail the MATH MAGE!" exclaimeth Q. Am.
Everyone had a glass of kefir with honey
and three gluten free cookies
and pledged to practice good mathematical principles henceforth.
Film. At. 11.