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An Elderly Italian Catholic Gentleman

Sunday, July 07, 2013

An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts
of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession.

When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional,
the man said, "Father, during World War II, a beautiful
Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently
on my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis.
So I hid her in my attic."

The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did,
and you ave no need to confess that."

"There is more to tell, Father. She started to repay me
with sexual favours. This happened several times a week
and sometimes even on Sundays."

The priest said, "That was a long time ago and by doing
what you did, you placed the two of you in great danger,
but tow people under those circumstances can easily
succumb to the weakness of the flesh. However, if you
are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven."

"Thank you Father. That's a great load off my mind. I do
have one more question."

"And what is that?" asked the priest.

"Should I tell her the war is over?"


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Have a great Sunday. Ejoy some laughter for the week ahead.

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