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A funny for today and also an update on my weight...

Friday, July 05, 2013

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty.

He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: “Jesus is watching you!”

Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.

“Jesus is watching you,” the voice boomed again.

The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.

He asked the parrot: “Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?”

“Yes,” said the parrot.

The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, and asked the parrot: “What’s your name?”

“Clarence,” said the bird.

“That’s a dumb name for a parrot,” sneered the burglar. “What idiot named you Clarence?”

The parrot said, “The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus.”

Even with being invited to dinner at my girlfriend's home and also being under some emotional stress, I only had a 1/2 pound gain this morning. Had oatmeal and fruit for breakfast.

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COCK-ROBIN 7/5/2013 10:06PM

    Wonderful joke!

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MERRYMARY42 7/5/2013 6:24PM

    great story and also, good for overindulging but not over gaining emoticon

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DANCINCAJUN1 7/5/2013 5:39PM


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CAROLJEAN64 7/5/2013 5:33PM

    Love the story... thanks. !/2 lb. gain I don't really count as a gain, since weight can vary up to 2 lbs a day.

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CINDYWAGNER1 7/5/2013 4:29PM

    emoticon emoticon YOU GOT THIS! YOU will lose that in NO TIME!!

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