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Top Ten Fourth of July Jokes

Thursday, July 04, 2013

Not to be irreverent of the great sacrifices made in the founding of this nation. But I got these in my email today from (Good Clean Funnies List). Happy Independence Day - May we live worthy of the freedom we've received.

Top Ten Fourth of July Jokes

10) What's red, white, blue, and green?
A patriotic turtle!
From Jessica, age 7, Abilene, TX

9) What did one flag say to the other flag?
Nothing. It just waved!
From Eloise, age 9, Charlottesville, VA

8) Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to
Because the horse was too heavy to carry!
From Betty, age 9, CT

7) How is a healthy person like the United States?
They both have good constitutions!
From Tom P., age 8, KY

6) What dance was very popular in 1776?
From Rachel, age 8, Long Beach, CA

5) What would you get if you crossed George Washington with
cattle feed?
The Fodder of Our Country!
From Marie K., age 12, Dallas, TX

4) Teacher: "Where was the Declaration of Independence
Student: "On the bottom!"
From Christy, age 14, Denver, CO

3) Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
Yeah, it cracked me up!
From Tom P., age 8, KY

2) What did King George think of the American colonists?
He thought they were revolting!
From Scott, age 11, Colorado

1) Do they have a 4th of July in England?
Yes. That's how they get from the 3rd to the 5th.
From Big Al, a grownup, Frankfort, KY.

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
BESCATS 7/4/2013 8:15PM

    Those are very cute. Happy 4th of July emoticon emoticon

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IDLETYME 7/4/2013 8:08PM

    Great - thanks for sharing!!!! emoticon

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CASTIRONLADY 7/4/2013 8:02PM

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    I love it when I hear people asking if other countries have a 4th of July! Duh emoticon

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