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Thursday, July 04, 2013

(Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous. Enjoy!

1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.

3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

9. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

10. In filling out an application, where it says, 'In case of emergency, Notify:' I put 'DOCTOR'.

11. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. (ever been to K MART)

12. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

13. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure..

14. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

15. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

16. You're never too old to learn something stupid.

17. I'm supposed to respect my elders, but its getting harder and harder for me to find one now.

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
ECONLADY 7/4/2013 6:27PM


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JEANSHEP2 7/4/2013 3:14PM

    I loved these. I like the tomato one the best! Thanks for sharing such a fun blog.


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NAYPOOIE 7/4/2013 12:21PM

    I like # 17

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WOUBBIE 7/4/2013 11:32AM

    LOL! I could use nearly all of these!

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HELEN_BRU 7/4/2013 9:17AM

    I love those too!

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BECKYSFRIEND 7/4/2013 8:00AM

    #9 emoticon

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JUST_BRENDA 7/4/2013 7:19AM


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DIXIEMCCALL 7/4/2013 4:17AM

    I can SO relate to #5!

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LOSIN_IT4GOOD 7/4/2013 4:09AM

    LOL! #12 reminds me of a T-shirt I saw....
If at first you don't succeed...skydiving is not for you. emoticon

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INCREDIBLYME 7/4/2013 3:59AM

    very fun blog, thanks for sharing the list

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DOVESEYES 7/4/2013 2:03AM


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DALID414 7/4/2013 12:45AM

    I can see why Churchill loved them! emoticon

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ERIECANALGAL 7/4/2013 12:39AM

    I LOVE these. They are so cool! Gave me a chuckle!

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LATTELEE 7/4/2013 12:35AM


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