Call in Fat?
Thursday, July 04, 2013
President Obama spoke was in Germany and spoke at the Brandenburg Gate, which divided that city during the Cold War. Obama said it’s taught me a lot. When I was a kid, West Germany taught me the importance of standing tall, and East Germany taught me the importance of reading everyone’s mail. -Bill Maher
Mitt Romney’s former campaign manager has launched a super PAC to stop Hillary Clinton from becoming president. It makes sense because if there’s one thing Romney’s campaign manager is good at, it’s stopping someone from becoming president. -Jimmy Fallon
What a bad week for the stock market. Yesterday was so bad the numbers looked worse than a Paula Deen talk show on the BET network. -Jay Leno
The American Medical Association declared obesity a disease. People are already taking advantage of this; they’re calling in sick with a case of the fats. -Bill Maher