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Call in Fat?

Thursday, July 04, 2013

President Obama spoke was in Germany and spoke at the Brandenburg Gate, which divided that city during the Cold War. Obama said it’s taught me a lot. When I was a kid, West Germany taught me the importance of standing tall, and East Germany taught me the importance of reading everyone’s mail. -Bill Maher

Mitt Romney’s former campaign manager has launched a super PAC to stop Hillary Clinton from becoming president. It makes sense because if there’s one thing Romney’s campaign manager is good at, it’s stopping someone from becoming president. -Jimmy Fallon

What a bad week for the stock market. Yesterday was so bad the numbers looked worse than a Paula Deen talk show on the BET network. -Jay Leno

The American Medical Association declared obesity a disease. People are already taking advantage of this; they’re calling in sick with a case of the fats. -Bill Maher

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JEANSHEP2 7/4/2013 3:23PM


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LOSIN_IT4GOOD 7/4/2013 4:10AM

    LOL! Love it!

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NAYPOOIE 7/4/2013 1:23AM

    Calling in fat, love it!

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