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Wednesday, July 03, 2013



ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends
and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.

INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN:
A grape that got too much sun.

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.


And MY Personal Favorite!
WRINKLES:
Something other people have,
Similar to my character lines.













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LINOVER 7/7/2013 8:21PM

    These are great!

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2BEHEALTHY2014 7/7/2013 1:19PM

    Cute!

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IAMWINNING 7/6/2013 9:46AM

    emoticon I especially like the one about wrinkles, errr, character lines.

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JANIEWWJD 7/6/2013 1:52AM

    Loved these!!!!! emoticon

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INFLATED 7/5/2013 9:48PM

    I liked these.

I hope you have a great weekend.


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WINDSONG~ 7/5/2013 3:57AM

    emoticon

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MSMAKEOVER 7/4/2013 6:33PM

    LOL cute!

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OURELEE1 7/4/2013 4:41PM

  So true

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2WHEELEDSHARON 7/4/2013 10:38AM

    Fun! I'm pretty sure I giggled at each one. emoticon
Have a wonderful day, Pat!

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MSLZZY 7/4/2013 7:02AM

    emoticon Loved this! HUGS!

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BUSYGRANNY5 7/3/2013 10:05PM

    Love it!!!!

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