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Fourth Of July jokes


Wednesday, July 03, 2013

What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?
The Americans licked the British!

Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?
Because the horse was too heavy to carry!

Why did the British cross the Atlantic?
To get to the other tide!

What do you call a parade of German mercenaries?
A Hessian procession!

What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a small curly-haired dog?
Yankee Poodle!

Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
Yeah, it cracked me up!

What would you get if you crossed George Washington with cattle feed?
The Fodder of Our Country!

The difference between a duck and George Washington is:
One has a bill on his face; the other has his face on a bill!

What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?
Liberty!

What was the craziest battle of the Revolutionary War?
The Battle of Bonkers Hill.

Why were the first Pennsylvania settlers like ants?
Because they lived in colonies.

What's red, white, blue, and almost as ugly as a dog?
A revolutionary warthog!
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FIRECOM 7/4/2013 11:43AM

    Great stuff. I will share.

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BROWNCOFIDDLER 7/3/2013 10:45PM

    Thanks for the cute chuckles!!!

Have a very Happy Independence Day!!

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DESERTDREAMERS 7/3/2013 5:45PM

    Revolutionary warthog - * snicker*

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JEANNE229 7/3/2013 4:24PM

    Groaners....I love 'em.

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MILLISMA 7/3/2013 12:02PM

    emoticon These are cute!!!

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MISSPEACHES3 7/3/2013 9:54AM

    Cute. Happy 4th

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PRINCHESSA 7/3/2013 9:30AM

    emoticon I'm a Yankee Poodle... dandy... ;)

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LOUIE-LILY 7/3/2013 9:18AM

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LOL - Happy 4th!

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    Thanks - Have a save and happy holiday! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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MOTTAMAMALOU 7/3/2013 7:36AM

    emoticon Good 4th of July jokes.


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