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I Wish I Was in Tijuana, Eating Barbecued Iguana

Monday, July 01, 2013

Today's song kinda reflects how I feel right now. It's hot and sticky here and that makes everything feel weird, moving too fast and it is a distinctly unpleasant lack of control.

Maybe I'm just dehydrated. I am gulping down water (no, I'm not a diabetic or a prediabetic; it's just hot here) but hey, whatever, anything's possible right now. Maybe I'll put today's Greek yogurt into the freezer.

Tip - lime yogurt is as icky and weird as it sounds, even if it's Greek and even if it's frozen. Don't buy three, like I did. Although if I added gin ....?

'Course I'm not going to do that.

Anyway, life here in jespah land is overly hot and stressful. I am looking more intently for work. Got my last pay check today. Yes, I have been laid off. Just another bit o' fun. I'll be fine, we will be fine, etc.

I'm just kinda tired of doing that sort of thing.

Then again, the heat is making even short trips to put a dish in the sink seem like they should be Everest-worthy.

I has a tired. I has a stress.

I wonder how many calories are in barbecued iguana.

Enjoy Wall of Voodoo.

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DDOORN 7/3/2013 12:56PM

    Very weird weather here too...not so hot, but the humidity has been absolutely tropical. It finally stopped raining long enough for me to finish mowing the lawn last night and I was as soaked afterward as if I had done in in a! A nice cool soak in the tub straightened me around... :-)


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LULUBELLE65 7/2/2013 2:28PM

    OMG, I love that song! Haven't thought about it in years.

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TEMPEST272002 7/2/2013 1:20PM

    C'mon, lime greek yogurt is my favourite flavour! lol Not sure of the calorie count in iguana...

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ADARKARA 7/2/2013 8:16AM

    emoticon It's not super hot here but it's HUMID and everything is sticky and gross. I shower in the morning and take a cool bath at night and feel gross when I wake up!

Hope the job search goes well!

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PHEBESS 7/2/2013 3:28AM

    I could use some of that heat, we're SO COLD on the east coast of Australia!

UGH to being laid off, but I'm sure something will come up!

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DOGLADY13 7/1/2013 9:17PM

    I'm going to be humming that song for a week - not a bad thing. I really like Mexican Radio alot.

Did you get the tornado warning out your way today? Talk about weird weather.

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BLUEANGELLK 7/1/2013 4:22PM

    Be sure to turn the Mexican Radio up and dance after your iguana. Hang in there!!

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MS.ELENI 7/1/2013 2:28PM

    barbecued iguana??? emoticon emoticon

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DMPRIDER 7/1/2013 2:21PM

    It seems totally inadequate to say "I hope things get better and less stressful soon" but I do hope so. I also hope the weather breaks and it gets cooler soon too. Hang in there.

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