Jolene Haack's Guide To Running
Monday, July 01, 2013
Jolene Haack's Guide to Running:
Step 1: Get a good song playing. Yeah. Running is your jam.
Step 2: Run for thirty seconds then relace untied shoe.
Step 3: Sprint that hill. Yes. RUNNING.
Step 4: Gasp like a fish for a while as your pace suffers because you sprinted a hill.
Step 5: Skrillex?!?!? YES. You will run off into the sunset.
Step 6: Thirty seconds later realize you're only at .75 miles?!?!?!?!?
Step 7: WHAT BOJO THOUGHT RUNNING WAS A GOOD IDEA?!?!
Step 8: Just a little more. Just a little more.
Step 9: Get home and collapse onto grass for at least five minutes.
Step 10: Repeat.