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Jolene Haack's Guide To Running

Monday, July 01, 2013

Jolene Haack's Guide to Running:
Step 1: Get a good song playing. Yeah. Running is your jam.
Step 2: Run for thirty seconds then relace untied shoe.
Step 3: Sprint that hill. Yes. RUNNING.
Step 4: Gasp like a fish for a while as your pace suffers because you sprinted a hill.
Step 5: Skrillex?!?!? YES. You will run off into the sunset.
Step 6: Thirty seconds later realize you're only at .75 miles?!?!?!?!?
Step 7: WHAT BOJO THOUGHT RUNNING WAS A GOOD IDEA?!?!
Step 8: Just a little more. Just a little more.
Step 9: Get home and collapse onto grass for at least five minutes.
Step 10: Repeat.
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  • v VANESSAVOS13
    haha ain't that the truth. Skrillex, Deadmau5, any other upbeat house/electro-pop/techno beat and I feel like I can conquer the world.... for 30 seconds... then reality sets in!
    1094 days ago
  • v BONOLICIOUS2
    TRUTH, all of it, TRUTH bahahaha. My favorite is the Skillrex comment, only mine is like some crazy Rammstein song or Jay-Z power jam. The music DOES help!
    1095 days ago
  • v DIANEWITHASMILE
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    Love it!!!
    1095 days ago
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